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Top 10 things that suck about Top Lists

Written by Nurta

Friday, 10 July 2009 00:37

10. Wrong Order

Ever notice in top ten lists nowadays it always starts with number 1? Well real top X lists go in descending order, building up the humor and ending in climax! Going ascending is just backwards, you don't start with your best joke, you start with the worst so you build up and leave off with the best part. The only reason to start at 1 is laziness.

9. Uncreative

You only make a top list if you don't have any decent ideas for a new post.

8. Repetitive

Nobody makes a top list if they have something new to say, just the same old.

7. Repeating

Top Lists always repeat themselves and others, "Top Ten Cats in dresses", "Top Eleven Cats in Skirts", "Top 320 Cats in Women's Clothes"

6. Same old

yawn.

5. Wrong

Ever notice that the people who write the lists are just wrong? They should think like me!

4. Too many Items

Top 44403230952095290 pictures of cats wearing clothes! No. Just No.

3. Useless

More and more of the top lists don't even have anything to do with humor, they are serious posts. How does a bunch of quickly thrown together links to a million batch image processors help me? Just pick one that works well and recommend it if you want to help other people find one. Posting a top ten list does nothing besides make me avoid your site from now on.

2. Mindless

Nowadays people just find a bunch of web templates that match a theme, count them, and throw them in a post. It's amazing, some people nowadays won't even write a comment about them, how is that any better than google?