OK you all know the drill. It's time to lie and tell big fish stories. I'll start:
Last year I was out fishing catching nothing. I was targeting pike in a bay with channels cut into the weeds. I gave up and ran over to a nearby weed bed. No luck catching anything but weeds. Reeling in what I decided was to be my last cast I reeled in what I assumed to be weeds. Instead I caught a 14in largemouth bass. Best waste of time ever.

Heres another one:
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free. But then he felt sorry for the snake. He looked around the boat, but he had no food. All he had was a bottle of bourbon. So he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots. The snake went off happy, the frog was happy, and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds. He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed and he heard something knock against the side of the boat. With stunned disbelief, the fisherman looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!

I caught a weed that was twenty feet long, not kidding

That's not a fish is it. So why post it here. Start your own thing about weeds.

If you can catch weeds while fishing then they are fish, transitive property.

Since thats all you catch I'll let it go.