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So I walk into MacDonalds today and to my dismay, I'm turned away.
I probably could have turned this into a poem, but I'll save your eyes
No more free coffee Mondays! What the hell! Sure, I was pissed when they did away with the free iced coffee, but I put up with the free moca's. Sure, it sounds pretty stupid, but free is free. And free is nothing. Yet, when it comes to buying stuff, free is EVERYTHING. So I dealt with it anyway.
However, the lack of ANY free coffee really takes the cake. Yes, that's right, your deliciously moist cake. I've got nothing to look forward to on Monday! The though of paying retail is utterly repulsive, even the dollar sixty-nine it's worth. I asked for their super sized drink for 89 cents to drown my sorrows. But they don't even have that either!
They say sonic's your ultimate drink stop. But sonic sucks. MacDonalds is better.
In the words of Jay Z and Linkin Park:
I ordered a frappuccino
Where's my fuckin frappuccino
Alright, let's do this...
Your response to this atrocity?
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