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Written by Michael /Nurta   
Friday, 18 January 2008
Well, we have all read about the question of "how many 5 year olds can you take on?."   Now I pose the question to you, how many pidgeons could you take on?  

More after the break... Pidgeons would seem even easier than 5 year olds, all you have to do is squish them, right?  Well, do 5 year olds have tallions that could rip you to shred or laser beams coming out of their eyes?!?!?!?  Well, neither do pidgeons...  But they still would be tough!

Think about it, they could coordinate a massive air strike, one hits you with his claws, flies off and the next comes in and they just keep doing this.  Or they might go under you and lift you into the air and drop you 500 ft!  And unless you have a construction material,  you're screwed!

So how many could you take on?  But keep in mind if you pick too low, they might be too scared of your awesome humanness.

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saab900   | Author | 2008-01-19 21:59:59
Id go 300 on their ***!
DangerMouse   | Author | 2008-02-06 06:54:57
I don't know, they could scratch you and poop in your cuts. Hello staph infections.
moose007   | Author | 2008-04-07 06:56:29
I've noticed birds are kind of dumb so they would probably forget what they were doing. So while there is no winner there is also no loser. Now the question is is a tie as bad as losing.
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